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PettyPeeves Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting angry over the little things in life? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! We have a special anger management program where you can unleash your rage on unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing so hard you’ll forget what made you angry in the first place. So come join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	982	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AnimeCraft: Can’t Not Recommen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of adorable anime characters ready to fight by your side. That’s right, on our server, every block is a loot box just waiting to be opened!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anime Sword, a weapon so powerful it can slice through any mob with ease. And if you’re lucky enough to find the elusive Anime Armor, you’ll become invincible, able to take on even the toughest bosses without breaking a sweat.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest anime fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime – just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with being a part of our wacky, wild world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BeirutBoomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles and explosions that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! we promise you’ll have so much fun blowing things up and taking out your enemies just like in real life! plus, we have a secret mission where you can avenge the top IRGC officer killed in a Beirut strike by taking out Nasrallah himself in a virtual showdown! come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate revenge quest!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Kidman’s Lies

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.

our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!

so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season	12 (Current)

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
No shop plugins, only diamond economy
Organized events such as Dragon Fights

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.

Discord

Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.

Apply here:

https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

Previous Season Spawn Images

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket.
What is the primary goal of the community?	To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions.
How long do seasons typically last?	5-7 months

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyInventors

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	261
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2