Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7669 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

    SyriaSlayin’37ISIS
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

    So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

    But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

    Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blowing Flags Mineville

    Blowing Flags Mineville
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

    we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

    our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

    Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

    His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

    DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills
    Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

    On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

    Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 7553

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BeautiFulSMPViews

    BeautiFulSMPViews
    Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Mines Excavated: 4989
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

    Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land
    So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

    You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

    Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

    CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Emeralds Found: 4011

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

    Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP
    Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

    BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

    Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

    So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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