Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Mines Excavated: 4003 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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