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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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