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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Towns Built: 10
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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