Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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