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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 2849 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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