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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Mines Excavated: 4179 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 New Chunks Explored: 877926

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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