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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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