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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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