Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Farms Harvested: 145
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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