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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Magic Items Found: 6151
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 362 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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