Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Players Killed by Monsters: 2630 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY