Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Potions Brewed: 139
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 6895
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 249
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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