CringeCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	399266
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	9616	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	3239

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Items Found:	1208
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	567168
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	8488	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Votes:	2284
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	7056
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Votes:	4971
Dragon Eggs Found:	9994	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	537943	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Animals Bred:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!