Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY