join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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