join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mines Excavated: 3334
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 3874
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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