Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
Towns Built: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 178 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3076 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Emeralds Found: 1838
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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