Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dodging bullets from your best friend! Join now for a chance to show off your ninja skills and prove that you can outwit even your closest pals. Who needs diamonds when you have the adrenaline rush of narrowly avoiding a bullet to the face? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge your way to victory on this insane server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

    Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AuntieSlayin’Craft

    AuntieSlayin’Craft
    Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Magic Items Found: 4478
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FearlessCraft SMP

    FearlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6334 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Animals Bred: 199 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Crops Grown: 1168 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyMorningFun

    CraftyMorningFun
    Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

    CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse
    OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2321
    Alien Abductions: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

    Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Age 1.5+ years old
    Events and Polls Regular events and polls
    Whitelist Application required for access
    Community Active community and staff
    Mods In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    Lore Rich storyline and lore
    Java Version v1.19.3
    Custom Origins Unique origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Do I need to be a content creator to join?

    No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

    How can I apply for whitelist?

    You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

    What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

    Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

    Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5659 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

    Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer
    Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

    Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

    2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

    3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

    4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • VillagerRocketsBOOM

    VillagerRocketsBOOM
    Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

    Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod to have more fun.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
    Smooth gameplay A few QoL mods for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

    A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Q: Is the server new?

    A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

    Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

    A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

    Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

    So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

    Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

    Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

    Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

    So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3724 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mines Excavated: 1863
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ShowerCamShenanigans

    ShowerCamShenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

    Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

    So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 264 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 New Chunks Explored: 817844

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BedrockBloopers

    BedrockBloopers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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