Updated October 23, 2024
Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 107 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 107 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.
Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.
Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 444 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!
Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?
So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.
Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.
From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.
Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.
So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!
Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 124 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!
So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!
Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7696 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.