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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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