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MineUK SteelCraft Server

£2.5bn, Announces, economic growth, forward, Investment, MineUK, Plans, RUSHES, Server, Steel, steel production, steel tariffs, Steelcraft, Tariffs, trump, Trump tariffs, uk, UK economy, UK Government, UK investment, UK manufacturing, UK steel industry, UK trade

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Buildings Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

lol imagine if steel was made out of diamonds instead of iron. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our minecraft server! join now for a chance to mine diamond steel and build the most epic castle ever! plus, our server is so lit that even the UK is rushing to invest in it. trump ain’t got nothing on us! come join the fun and be a part of the diamond steel revolution!

EuroCraft: No US-Rus Talks

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic standoff, eastern europe, envoy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, talks, transatlantic relations., trump, Ukraine, US, USRus, Western Europe

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol imagine if europe was actually a minecraft server and they were like “nah bro we not joining in on this US-Russia-Ukraine talk, we busy building our epic castles and mining for diamonds” like who needs politics when you can just chill and play minecraft all day, amirite? come join our server and escape the drama of the real world, we got pigs that fly and villagers that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true, like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making your house float in the sky. so why waste time with boring politics when you can join our epic minecraft server and have the time of your life? come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

PixelPals 1.20.3

1.20.3, best friends, Bonding, Buddies, camaraderie, chumbuds, close friends, Companionship, confidants, Connection, friendship, inseparable, kindred spirits, loyalty, PALS, PixelPals, relationships, social circle, solidarity, support system, Trust, Unity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up you little potato heads! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this place! We’ve got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.

So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?

FoodFight Minecraft Server

#CulturalDifferences, #relationshipissues, culturalfoods, disorderedeating, foodanxiety, foodboundaries, foodchoices, foodcomfort, foodculture, fooddislikes, FoodFight, foodpreferences, foodtextures, Minecraft, partnerpressure, pickyeater, Server, tryingnewfoods

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being pressured to try new foods that make you gag and throw up? Do you want to enjoy a wide variety of cuisines without the anxiety of being forced to eat things you don’t like? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be eating is virtual food!

We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!

BlockBusterBuddies – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BlockBusterBuddies, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, mentors, Minecraft, motivation, motivation from books, motivation from people, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive influences, role models, self help, self improvement, smp, success, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

OMG, like if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro! Like, we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and another guy who has a pet zombie pigman that he rides around on like a horse. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a really intense game of tag.

But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.

So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

SpeedCrafters

Adrenaline Rush, breaking the speed limit, car speed, Driving, driving experience, fast cars, fastest speed, high velocity, highway driving, Pedal to the Metal, Racing, road trip, speed demon, speed freak, speed limit, speed record, speed test, SpeedCrafters, speedometer, speedometer reading, thrill of speed

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of driving at insane speeds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you speed demons out there! Our custom-built race tracks will have you zooming past your friends in no time, reaching speeds you never thought possible in a blocky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!

HateCraft: Europe Edition

chancellor, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, discrimination, Edition, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Government, Hate Speech, HateCraft, international relations, policy, Politics, Scholz, Social Issues, united states, Vance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

Crafty Space Adventures

advanced civilizations, Adventures, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., complexity, Crafty, critical analysis, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary milestones, evolutionary process, extraterrestrial intelligence, hard-steps model, human evolution, intelligent behavior, Intelligent Life, intelligent species, reassessment, Scientific theory, Space, technological advancements, theoretical framework

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be droppin sick beats. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens layin diamond eggs.

but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.

oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.

so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.

CollideCraft

active player base., alliances, CollideCraft, Community, Content Creator, Development, Discord, discord server, enemies, Entertaining, Factions, Grief Protection, player sleep, Plugins, PvP, rules, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Support, Updates, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

CollideCraft Minecraft Server

Type	Semi-Vanilla Factions
Version	1.21.4

Overview:

CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!

Current Plugins:

Tree Capitator
ClickVillagers
CoreProtect
Drop Head
Improved Factions
TPA
Voicechat
Custom images on maps
One player sleep

Features:

Minimal Rules
Content creator friendly
Constant updates and development

Join Season 1 now! Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join CollideCraft?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances.
Can I use mods on the server?	While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them.
How can I report a player for griefing?	You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat.

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

aita, awkward, Blood, Childhood, criminal record, Disappointment, extended family, family, family gatherings, Favor, financial requirements, foster system, Guilt, half-sibling, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, legal paperwork, NoSponsorSiblingAITA, permanent resident, SPONSORING

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crops Grown:	6387	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Animals Bred:	92	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Void Gems Collected:	36

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MineTime WarpCraft

minetime, WarpCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7078
Votes:	9486	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

AP reports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., crisis response, Development, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, international relations, military intervention, peace agreement, Peace Mission, peace talks, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping operation, Plan, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

Players:	110/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3