CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8020	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TrudeauCraft2021

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so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	126	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mobility Challenged Warriors

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	1526

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCraftU?

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Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

+18, Active players, Adults, Anti-Xray, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, Discord, Economy, Enderman, hermit-craft style, HermitCrafters, home, iso, Item Frames, Minecraft, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, PRETEND, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/erlc-police-week/">Minecraft Server</a>

ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.