Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 185 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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