Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 144084
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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