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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2301 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3902 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8760 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.