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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3854 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2823 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.