Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1714
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5654	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	6833
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	272245	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2210	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4922
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	191
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Votes:	1393	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	785	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Living Statues Befriended:	3