CrazyCraftin SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1866
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	655
Buildings Constructed:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3102

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6364	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11