Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is always flowing and the adventures never end.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and offers you a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all expert chefs and they whip up the most delicious feasts you’ve ever tasted.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can trade in your diamonds for slices of the most mouth-watering pizza in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon sipping on a milkshake at the Milkshake Mountain Milk Bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and satisfy all your cravings for adventure, food, and fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
New Chunks Explored: 945741 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Love Letters Sent: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Animals Bred: 152 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dimension Hops: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 New Chunks Explored: 696943
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6768 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ores Mined: 1616
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 466
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5999 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1373 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 260150
    Gods Slained: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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