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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mines Excavated:	3136	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	103

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Void Armor Forged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

active members, ad astra, Adults, Adventure, advertising, Allowed, Biome mods, Boldly, building mods, Chaos, Community, concepts, CONTENT, Create, discord server, exploration mods, free, java edition, Lore, madness, MAGICAL, Mine Cells, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, New Content Mods, Origins, Other, Performance Mods, rules, silly, smp, Story, Survival, tubular, Waystones

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Crops Grown:	3258	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17