CrateSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3604
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8508
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Emeralds Found:	5960	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ores Mined:	7968
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	New Chunks Explored:	420168
Farms Harvested:	485	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	171
Dragons Tamed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Villages Defended:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3946	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	95/200	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2