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Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9877	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2763

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	2711
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	8194
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1059	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	872701	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1