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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 394 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 7276 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.