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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4040 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5557 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.