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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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