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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5283 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Emeralds Found: | 9479 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!