CraftyWarz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

JoblessExodusCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Potions Brewed:	172
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

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so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1628	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	63797	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

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PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	140
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Animals Bred:	132

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1292
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MoonPortalMadness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

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The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	103
Villages Defended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Runes Activated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	4367	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ores Mined:	7499	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Magic Items Found:	5509	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	112
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1