Picture this: a family feud over a pickle recipe that could rival the most intense Minecraft PvP battles. Grandma’s sister Del’s recipe is at the center of it all, with secrets and scandals that would make even Herobrine blush.
But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pickle-themed castle. Join us and let’s turn this pickle of a situation into a barrel of laughs!
But wait, there’s more! We got polar bears riding on dolphins, snow golems throwing snowballs at Endermen, and llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, bro. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where we keep all the rare items. You gotta solve riddles, fight off mobs, and maybe even dance the Macarena to get in.
So, if you’re down for some wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs, then you better join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out why the chickens keep trying to steal our diamonds. It’s a mystery for the ages, my dude.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.
| Opened | 14th December |
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| Modpack | Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted. |
| What type of players is the server looking for? | Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around. |
| What dimensions are currently open on the server? | Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events. |
| What are some planned projects on the server? | Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms. |
Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.
Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.
Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
| About Us |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. |
| Server Specs: |
| Platform: Fabric 1.21.4 |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM: 8GB (64 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! |
| Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: |
| Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory |
| Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat |
| ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed |
| Mobs & Players Drop Heads |
| Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief |
| Accelerated Leaf Decay |
| Minecarts now run 4x faster |
| Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net |
| Application Process |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: |
| Join our Discord Server here! |
| Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link |
| Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview |
| Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
