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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 773 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!