so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY