so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Runes Activated: 1
Dimension Hops: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY