CraftyUkrainians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Turtlecraft

Active Staff, Creative, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, friendly community, Hardcore, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Pixelmon, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Turtlecraft, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Welcome to Turtlecraft

Turtlecraft offers a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun, with no whitelist and open to all players who agree to follow the rules. Build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation!

Features

Unique spawn area
Plugin for gradual night progress
Plugin for sitting on various blocks
Land claiming to prevent griefing
Various crafting datapacks
Active moderation team
Large map with Bluemap rendering
Discord integration
Optional custom resource pack

Rules

No tangible or irreversible damage to players or their progress/builds
Limited pranks, griefing, and theft permitted with permission
Three strikes system for trouble-makers

Join us on Discord and in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the IP address turtlecraft.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the map size?

A: The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing?

A: Griefing is limited and must be done with permission or for lore purposes only.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Please check with the server administrators for a list of approved mods.

Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	3560
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3994	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	2281
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Villages Defended:	15

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	218995
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Buildings Constructed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	667
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5969
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crops Grown:	1748

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Villages Defended:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9962

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	94/300	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	3196
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3