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TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7877	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	5153	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	538	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2870
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2