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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4252 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
