🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2766 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
