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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1941 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
