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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4206 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7437 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
