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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9071 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
